Entertainment Weekly posted new photos from the new Spider-Man movie on their website today. You’d think that would be cool, right?
Because they also posted a picture of Andrew Garfield with his on-screen love interest, Emma Stone. Also known as my girlfriend…who is also known as Andrew Garfield’s girlfriend!
So let me get this straight. You’re allowed to be in great movies, be the new Spider-Man AND date my off-screen love interest? I’m not okay with that. And the rules don’t have to say I have to like it or you ONE BIT!
I’d never let you save me Spider-Man. Mainly because I think spiderwebs are gross, but also because of the Emma Stone thing.
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.