Grammy Host: These are the two most attractive people here. She’s a friend who even after all these years has always been there for you and he is the sexiest man alive! Please welcome Jennifer Aniston and Jason Farr!
Jennifer Aniston: Jason, don’t you just hate it when kids on Twitter ask who Paul McCartney is?
Jason Farr: Yeah, I do! It’s so annoying. Why are you asking on Twitter? Google that mess, fools. Ain’t nobody gonna answer your dumb ass on Twitter.
Jennifer Aniston: Exactly, they’re already on the internet. Plus, they should know who he is anyway. He’s rock royalty.
Jason Farr: Absolutely! Everyone knows his biggest hit with his old band. (clears throat to sing) “Here we come/walkin’ down the street”
JA: No. Jason.
JF: “Get the funniest looks from/everyone we meet!”
JA: No, Jason. That’s not him.
JF: Sure it is!
JA: Sing the chorus.
JF: Okay. “Here we come/walking down the street” —
JA: No, further down.
JF: Well I can’t remember it unless I sing from the beginning. Now I have to start all over again! “Here we come/walkin’ down the street/get the funniest looks from/everyone we meet/HEY HEY, We’re the,” Ya know. You’re right. That’s not him.
JF: That was the Rolling Stones.
JF: Yeah, Paul McCartney’s in the BeeGees.
JA: Jason, do you even know who he is? Look, who is that (pointing to Paul McCartney in the crowd who shows up on the screen. Audience applauds)
JF: That lady? That’s Madonna.
JA: What?! If that’s not Paul McCartney, then who is?
JF: That guy. (points into the crowd. the screen cuts to Justin Bieber sitting in the audience. The audience laughs) You can tell by their laughter that I am correct.
JA: I can’t believe I left my ex for you.
JF and JA: Aaaaand scene! (The audience stands up and applauds)
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