Rarely do you get good news when you turn on the TV to watch the news or click over to a news website. But when you do get good news it’s a joyous occasion. That happened over the weekend for me.
But as the next news cycle begins the news organizations go back to their old “doom and gloom” coverage.
Example: http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20395222_20486622,00.html
What? Pippa had a date for the Royal Wedding?? I JUST found out about her last week!
I didn’t care about the Royal Wedding. I’m not British or romantic enough to care, I guess. But once I saw that shining face of fun and adorableness I was hooked!
She even has an adorable name! Pippa! Aww, so cute. I’d definitely go to a wedding with her. And come to think of it, I love wedding cake. It’s my favorite thing about weddings. I can’t wait until I get married. I’ve dreamed about the cake I’d have since I was a little boy.
Oh, yellow and almond cakes with ice cream cake frosting and butter cream frosting draped with fresh fruit – GET IN MY BELLY!
Man, I bet that Royal Wedding cake was delicious! And what’s that I spy on the menu? Brisket with Horseradish? Delectable!
This is too disappointing. This whole ordeal has maybe even ruined weddings for me. I was all about some Pippa, ya’ll. Pippa!
But now I find she’s brought a date? Some chump of a cricket player. What kind of sport is that? Call me when I’m done with my game of Madden. Loser.
I’m hurt guys. I mean, I just assumed she was going to the wedding without a date. It’s never fun for the date when you’re in the wedding.
What was Pippa even thinking? How inconsiderate. Maybe she’s not the fun, sweet, darling of a woman I thought.
Oh, who am I kidding? You had me at ‘ello, Pippa. You had me at ‘ello.
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.