Be Careful What You Queue

So I came across this on my Netflix.

 

Should I be worried about the profession I chose to go in?  Do you notice the bottom row?  Because I’m interested in comedy I must be interested in addiction and cocaine and meth.

Comedy is the world’s most dangerous drug, I suppose.  I’m hooked.

It concerns me a bit for Netflix.  Is this what things have become?  Times have been tough and I’m afraid they’ve turned to a life of cheap thrills and quick fixes.

Are you okay, Netflix?  Do you need an escape?  I’m just worried, that’s all.  I’ve heard you were involved with WalMart.  Listen, I know they talk a big game, but they will leave you high and dry.  Just be careful, okay?

And for the love, stay away from that Quibids.com.  They are shady.