A girl friend told me the other day that girls are auditory in how they process whether a guy is interested in them romantically or not.

Which explains why so many girls in the past mistakenly thought I liked them when I would just say, “Hey!!  How are you?  It’s good to see you.”

Yeah, you could think I like you given how I speak to girls, but you really should think I’m gay.

Just look at the stuff I say to girls on Facebook; “Your hair looks great!”  ”You’re wearing that dress.”  ”I want them shoes, gurl.”

But you really shouldn’t make assumptions.

When you think of garbage, think of Akeem

His lips moved and unfortunately we could hear what he was saying.

That’s messed up.

That doesn’t rhyme.

It’s heaaaa aaa aaa heartbreak

I am not afraid of *any* ghost.

I bet you celebrate in your mind with Ryan Reynolds.

ALVIN!

How my heart is breaking this week?