Why does someone’s political affiliation have anything to do with being the water commissioner?
I just received a political ad in the mail for someone who is running for the office of water commissioner and on the front read, So and So “Republican for Water Commissioner.”
What about any political party would make for a good water commissioner? At this point I’m asking a serious question. Is that something parties would even have standards for?
Maybe if the religious right were running I could see it. They might turn the water into wine (if they’re Lutherans) and I would be down for that. Except for when showering…unless it’s been a bad day.
I think I’ll go into the cheese luffa business.