First Jennifer Aniston gets engaged now THIS?
Carly Rae Jepsen has a “new man?”
And he’s apparently soooo great. He’s got “just the right” level of confidence. He’s not too cocky and over the top. Well, I’M that guy. I have way too little self confidence to be over-the-top cocky. Talk about sexy.
She also says she likes spontaneous dates. What could be more spontaneous than going on a date with a guy you don’t know? Ever been on a blind date? No? See, exciting already!
Allegedly this singer-songwriter you’re dating is “really talented?” So he’s probably a better guitar player than I am. So what? I’ve been learning to play guitar for the last 14 years…so…call me maybe? (had to do it)
Man, 26 year old Carly Rae Jepsen (I include this detail so I don’t look like a perv. Most people think you’re 16), you are adorable. And taken.
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.