How My Heart is Breaking This Week

First Jennifer Aniston gets engaged now THIS?

Carly Rae Jepsen has a “new man?

And he’s apparently soooo great.  He’s got “just the right” level of confidence.  He’s not too cocky and over the top.  Well, I’M that guy.  I have way too little self confidence to be over-the-top cocky.  Talk about sexy.

She also says she likes spontaneous dates.  What could be more spontaneous than going on a date with a guy you don’t know?  Ever been on a blind date?  No?  See, exciting already!

Allegedly this singer-songwriter you’re dating is “really talented?”  So he’s probably a better guitar player than I am.  So what?  I’ve been learning to play guitar for the last 14 years…so…call me maybe? (had to do it)

Man, 26 year old Carly Rae Jepsen (I include this detail so I don’t look like a perv. Most people think you’re 16), you are adorable.  And taken.

And that is how my heart is breaking this week.

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