Guys! Listen!

I have found the next big rap group…of 1992.


Guys.  They are sooooo good terrible at best.  What do you mean you haven’t heard of them??  Maybe it has something to do with their name.

C.E.B. stands for “countin’ endless bank.”

Guys!  Listen!  Don’t you see?  The reason you haven’t heard of them is because they are too busy countin’ all that bank coming in!  Guys!  It’s endless!  Can you imagine how long it would take to count something that was endless?  It’s endless how long that would take!

Never mind the point that you shouldn’t bother counting something that you know is endless.  The fact that this bank you’re pulling in is endless should give you enough security to not worry about how much it is.  But not these guys.  They’re responsible.  They don’t want to live outside of their means.  So they count their bank.  It’s kept them so busy they didn’t make another record.  Just the first one.  That’s how much bank they’re pulling in, guys.

Either that or they’re serving life sentences for a botched bank heist.

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