My morning mantra is now going to be shaking my fist in the air while screaming “GOSLING!”  Might wake up the roommate, but it’s well worth it.

That jerk face Ryan Gosling is 1000 times better looking than me, 1000 times more talented AND can sing?  I knew he had been on Mickey Mouse Club, but I didn’t grow up watching the show so I didn’t know he did any singing.

And no, I didn’t see Blue Valentine, so get off my case.

Must he be so talented and good looking?  I can take the looking better than me part.  For one, it’s not that important.  And to be quite honest I don’t need the attention being that appealing to women brings.  Just seems like a headache.
I just don’t like the fact that the dude is so good looking that even a broke version of him can woo Anne Hathaway into marrying him.  Seriously, Adam Shulman?

But the singing!  And the instrument playing!  Just do a quick You Tube search for Gosling singing and you’ll find something.  Even if it’s from when he was 12 and singing with Justin Timberlake you have to admit, dude’s got some skill.  SKILL I DON’T HAVE.

Damn, you Gosling.  Welcome to my fist list.  Which usually stands for a list of names that I yell while shaking my fist in the air, but in this case I mean I’m going to punch you in the face!



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