In Regards To Casey, Megan, and Sparkles

People have their crazy sports traditions and superstitions.  So crazy that they’ll think THEY are the reason their team lost a crucial game.  A belief that is terribly self-centered.
To them the whole universe does or does not work based on their actions.  The stars won’t be aligned if they simply wear the wrong underwear.

These crazy people don’t even attribute the actions of the team’s collective fan base to the outcome.  No one else’s superstitions matter.  It all comes down to them.

They also don’t realize when a camera is in their face while they cry about whatever predicament they got themselves or their team into.  Or so it would seem considering any video on You Tube of a person crying uncontrollably about Justin Bieber, setting fire alarms, or in this case wearing a nail polish with sparkles before the big Packers/Giants game:

Packer Fans Cry When Sparkles Get Involved

It is okay to cry…but not about any of that.

Beer and people go so well together so often.  Also, nice job blowing that stop sign 22 seconds into the video because you were too busy recording your sister.

Geez, Megan – telling people to do the sparkles, blowing stop signs, and inevitably blowing a .17 on a breathalyzer one day!  You’re the worst, Megan!  The worst!!

How My Heart is Breaking This Week

Oh no!!

Johnny Depp and that pretty lady I was never really aware of are living separate lives according to People Magazine.  Their evidence…they “have not appeared side-by-side on a red carpet for more than a year.”

Great Oden’s beard, the horror!

In Hollywood that’s what stands for a rocky marriage.  You know something that isn’t terrible?  Red carpet events and TV Specials.  I can’t imagine anyone not watching to watch each and every red carpet special so it can’t be possible that someone wouldn’t want to go to one.

If someone didn’t want to go to a red carpet event that would certainly be grounds to divorce them.  Seriously, what a mockery they make of companionship.  Where is the commitment to the sanctity of it all??

And that is how my heart is breaking this week.