One of the only “unbreaks” in existence!
Zoe Saldana broke up with her fiance and long-time love of 11 years this week.
I mean, I’m sorry for them. This has to be tough. But I really needed a win. I’m counting this as a win because in my head (and my heart!) I imagined a single Zoe Saldana randomly bumping into me on the street and saying, “Oh, well hello, stranger.” But in a really cute, flirty way. Not at all in that creepy way in which you read it.
So, for once, I can say my heart is NOT breaking this week. It should be noted that my heart is never really breaking. These are just jokes. I just think these ladies are lovely. Zoe Saldana being a free woman (I’ll never meet) is a light at the end of the tunnel.
And that is how my heart is unbreaking this week.