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Stop It, Christians!

The worst thing to happen to my senses since listening to an exorcism: Nu Thang

If Jesus were in a grave He would be spinning in it.

This is NOT the “good works” talked about in Ephesians that we were created to do.

Seriously, why do videos like this keep happening?  First it was “Jesus is My Friend,” then that terrible break dancing for Jesus video, then it was the stupid Christian-side-hug.  Now this!  Paul was doing more for Christians when he was killing them.

I am resolved to believe they’re trying to ruin Hip Hop.  So many people have spoken out against Rap and Hip Hop calling them bad for the community.  I think these instances are their attempts to neuter Hip Hop and make it lame.

Just look at how that kid is dancing around the 1:32 mark.  What was that billy goat bullcrap he called dancing?  Videos like this give Ricky Gervais more reason to believe that God doesn’t exist, or that if God does He doesn’t love us all.  It really should prove the existence of the devil, though.  Because what happens in this video is OF THE DEVIL.

The eye is the lamp of the body and seeing these things can’t be healthy for said body.  You punks are causing me to be in darkness!

I have to keep telling myself that I can do anything through Him who gives me strength…can I unsee this, please?

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How My Heart is Breaking this Week

Rarely do you get good news when you turn on the TV to watch the news or click over to a news website.  But when you do get good news it’s a joyous occasion.  That happened over the weekend for me.

But as the next news cycle begins the news organizations go back to their old “doom and gloom” coverage.

Example: http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20395222_20486622,00.html

What?  Pippa had a date for the Royal Wedding??  I JUST found out about her last week!

I didn’t care about the Royal Wedding.  I’m not British or romantic enough to care, I guess.  But once I saw that shining face of fun and adorableness I was hooked!
She even has an adorable name!  Pippa!  Aww, so cute.  I’d definitely go to a wedding with her.  And come to think of it, I love wedding cake.  It’s my favorite thing about weddings.  I can’t wait until I get married.  I’ve dreamed about the cake I’d have since I was a little boy.
Oh, yellow and almond cakes with ice cream cake frosting and butter cream frosting draped with fresh fruit – GET IN MY BELLY!
Man, I bet that Royal Wedding cake was delicious!  And what’s that I spy on the menu?  Brisket with Horseradish?  Delectable!

This is too disappointing.  This whole ordeal has maybe even ruined weddings for me.  I was all about some Pippa, ya’ll.  Pippa!

But now I find she’s brought a date?  Some chump of a cricket player.  What kind of sport is that?  Call me when I’m done with my game of Madden.  Loser.

I’m hurt guys.  I mean, I just assumed she was going to the wedding without a date.  It’s never fun for the date when you’re in the wedding.

What was Pippa even thinking?  How inconsiderate.  Maybe she’s not the fun, sweet, darling of a woman I thought.

Oh, who am I kidding?  You had me at ‘ello, Pippa.  You had me at ‘ello.

And that is how my heart is breaking this week.