How My Heart is Breaking This Week

I’m shocked.

Olivia Wilde Separates from Husband.

No.  My heart is not breaking because I’m upset for them.  Though, yeah; nice people – sad news, whatever.  My thing is this…he is a prince!  That means he literally treated her like a princess.  She was a princess!

If this guy can’t hold onto her with that game what chance does anyone else have at making her happy??  Do you know how many ponies she probably had?

I don’t know how they met, but if it’s anything like Coming to America it was glorious.  Do you think he had someone sing to her “she’s your queen to be” on their wedding day?  I’m seriously doing that for my future bride.  Cause she would be my queen.  To be.

But as awesome as that would be it apparently won’t be enough.

And that is how my heart is breaking this week.

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