Comfortably Dumb

So I was just recently told about this:

While watching this I had one of those rare experiences where a wave of thoughts came to mind at once.

  • This is the worst thing to ever happen.
  • Usually when someone says something is the worst they mean it figuratively.  This is literally the worst band ever.
  • I can’t think of anything I’ve seen that is this bad.  And yes, I’m including Hudson Hawk, Eric Lutes, Stiles from Teen Wolf 2, Tommy Wiseau’s face, and the Jonas Bros. doing Gravity,

3:27 in is my favorite moment.  He makes this “Ugh, that note was bad” face.  I’m trying to figure out why he didn’t make that face the entire time he was singing.  How does he only notice that one note??  Does he have the opposite of perfect pitch?  Perfect tone deaf.

Then I saw this:

I have the feeling they thought this was a pro-cocaine song.

Who sold them these instruments?  There should be a waiting period for buying instruments.  Sellers will be required to find out how truly awful someone is before they can get an instrument.  We can’t let people do this to society.

2 Replies to “Comfortably Dumb”

  1. Oh man…that was painful.
    I feel so bad for the actual musicians in that band. That singer had no rhythm to speak of!

  2. WOW.

    It’s like watching someone play Guitar Hero for the first time. They have no idea what’s going on or what they are supposed to be doing. One person is playing too fast, another too slow. It’s just a hot mess.

    I thought they were warming up at first, but no, they were starting the song. I’m embarrassed for them.

    (this is the usual Brittany, btw. I don’t remember which email address I usually put in here so I just went with my normal one)

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