Hey, Girlfriend
A girl friend told me the other day that girls are auditory in how they process whether a guy is interested in them romantically or not.
Which explains why so many girls in the past mistakenly thought I liked them when I would just say, “Hey!! How are you? It’s good to see you.”
Yeah, you could think I like you given how I speak to girls, but you really should think I’m gay.
Just look at the stuff I say to girls on Facebook; “Your hair looks great!” ”You’re wearing that dress.” ”I want them shoes, gurl.”
But you really shouldn’t make assumptions.
How My Heart is Breaking This Week
I’m shocked.
Olivia Wilde Separates from Husband.
No. My heart is not breaking because I’m upset for them. Though, yeah; nice people – sad news, whatever. My thing is this…he is a prince! That means he literally treated her like a princess. She was a princess!
If this guy can’t hold onto her with that game what chance does anyone else have at making her happy?? Do you know how many ponies she probably had?
I don’t know how they met, but if it’s anything like Coming to America it was glorious. Do you think he had someone sing to her “she’s your queen to be” on their wedding day? I’m seriously doing that for my future bride. Cause she would be my queen. To be.
But as awesome as that would be it apparently won’t be enough.
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.
Comfortably Dumb
So I was just recently told about this:
While watching this I had one of those rare experiences where a wave of thoughts came to mind at once.
- This is the worst thing to ever happen.
- Usually when someone says something is the worst they mean it figuratively. This is literally the worst band ever.
- I can’t think of anything I’ve seen that is this bad. And yes, I’m including Hudson Hawk, Eric Lutes, Stiles from Teen Wolf 2, Tommy Wiseau’s face, and the Jonas Bros. doing Gravity,
3:27 in is my favorite moment. He makes this “Ugh, that note was bad” face. I’m trying to figure out why he didn’t make that face the entire time he was singing. How does he only notice that one note?? Does he have the opposite of perfect pitch? Perfect tone deaf.
Then I saw this:
I have the feeling they thought this was a pro-cocaine song.
Who sold them these instruments? There should be a waiting period for buying instruments. Sellers will be required to find out how truly awful someone is before they can get an instrument. We can’t let people do this to society.