Say it Ain’t So, Val
I just read that Val Kilmer owes the US Government some money in back taxes.
I’m fighting the urge to say, “To the batcave!” Because one, that doesn’t make any sense and secondly…well it still just doesn’t make sense.
Here’s what I think Val Kilmer should do, go to jail.
Seriously! Wesley Snipes is doing it. Then the greatest comeback movie of all-time could be made. Chris Tucker could be in it, too.
But what could you call it? I know! ”To the Batcave!”
That still doesn’t make sense.
How My Heart is Breaking This Week
It looks like a lot of hearts are breaking these days.
It started a couple months ago with Blake Lively:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/10/27/blake-lively-penn-badgley-split/
Despite this being a story about her splitting up with a guy it really is just another thing that breaks my heart. This story is a couple months old. So you know what that means? She’s had plenty of time to rebound with someone else!
Every guy around her was calculating how long it would take for her to be ready to date again so they can swoop in at just the right time.
And someone has!
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b215393_source_blake_lively_ryan_gosling.html
GOSLING!!! This is the last time I let you break my heart, sir.
And there have been several other break ups recently. You’ve seen ‘em in the news. Zac and Vanessa, Tony and Eva, Randy Quaid and sanity.
But the break up breaking my heart the most is Scarlett Johansson’s and Ryan Reynolds’. And I know what you’re thinking, “But Jason, that means Scarlett is single. You have a chance!”
You think I have a chance? Ryan Reynolds couldn’t keep her and you think I have a chance?? There is no hope…with dope. Or for me and Scarlett.
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.
I’m Okay with That
There is still talk about making another Ghostbusters, but one where they turn over their proton packs to a new crew.
So it begs the question; what celebrities would you least hate to be the next Ghostbusters? I know how you hipsters are, you don’t like the idea of a new movie and you especially hate the idea of new Ghostbusters. You want the old ones and no one else. Cause you’re a snob.
But come on, we’re not talking about casting Justin Bieber in a remake of Goonies. They could legitimately make a new, good Ghostbusters movie.
I’m totally down with Seth Rogen being in it. And I say it’s a must that Donald Glover be in it. I know you’re all gonna say the new Egon-type should be Michael Cera. Not that the new crew should be carbon copies of the old crew, but I would like to see Jesse Eisenberg in that role.
Maybe we should make a Facebook page for this. Not one with quite the frenzy of pleading that Betty White host SNL. More like, “One Million Ghostbusters Fans Saying, ‘I’m Okay with Seth Rogen Being a Ghostbuster.’”