What? That’s Where I Celebrate Things

Pretty boy and Sexiest Man Alive Ryan Reynolds’ face has tormented me for years.

But it will torment me slightly less from now on.

Behold a slightly “bulbous” nose.

This doesn’t mean that at one point in time I was better looking than him.  It just means he’s slightly less of a person.

Okay, that’s not true, but at least he wasn’t always ridiculously better looking than me.  He was just naturally far better looking than I’ll ever be.

Yay!  Sounds like something worth celebrating!  Who wants to go to CiCi’s with me!?

(sidenote: You can’t even go to CiCi’s Pizza’s webpage without having them shout at you.  www.cicispizza.com)

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