Me, I Want a Huuula Hoop

Usually when you get older you get better at things.

Expressing yourself.  Taking care of yourself.  Sabotaging your romantic relationships.

When I was a kid I could hula hoop.  Every kid can.  Recently I tried to hula hoop but couldn’t.  At all!  I don’t get it.  It’s not like I’m out of shape.  Did I get too old?  Do I not have the sexy anymore?  No.  Nonsense!  Either way, it doesn’t matter.  I can’t do it.  I’ve tried and tried.

Well, there goes my dream of being the lead singer of a Shakira cover band.  The hips don’t lie, I can’t pull it off.

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