Usually when you get older you get better at things.
Expressing yourself. Taking care of yourself. Sabotaging your romantic relationships.
When I was a kid I could hula hoop. Every kid can. Recently I tried to hula hoop but couldn’t. At all! I don’t get it. It’s not like I’m out of shape. Did I get too old? Do I not have the sexy anymore? No. Nonsense! Either way, it doesn’t matter. I can’t do it. I’ve tried and tried.
Well, there goes my dream of being the lead singer of a Shakira cover band. The hips don’t lie, I can’t pull it off.