Well you really did it this week, America! This country is over as we know it. I mean, how stupid could you be? I honestly don’t know how we can move forward as a nation after what happened this week.
Yeah, I’m talking to you, America, you’ve ruined us. When America crumples due to your lack of good judgment it will be your fault. How could you be so careless in your choices?
Seriously, do you hate America?
You sat down at your computer. You went to iTunes and you clicked to buy a Ke$ha song. She officially is not going to have a sophomore slump. She’s gonna think she belongs in the zeitgeist. If she even know what that word means.
I hope you’re proud of yourselves.