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Gonna Go Back in Time

Some people think there is a time traveler seen in a Charlie Chapin movie from 1928.

There are several reasons why people are stupid.  This is one of them.

The sole reason they think this is a time traveler is because they appear to be talking with their hand up to their head as if on a cell phone.

Even if someone can figure out how to time travel, no cell phone company will figure out how to get you a signal in 1928.  You Verizon users love to talk about how good your service is, but this is going too far, guys.

I also have a problem with the idea that we’ll be smart enough in the future to figure out time travel but dumb enough to go back in time just to show up in a Charlie Chaplin movie.
Yeah, future civilization, don’t bother stopping Martin Luther King or Lincoln from being assassinated.  Enjoy your day as an extra in a Charlie Chaplin movie.

Jerks.

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Angry Ol’ Bird

What’s up you dirty whore of a person.

I’m sorry.  I shouldn’t have said that.  I’m just on edge, ya see.

So there’s this game.  It’s called Angry Birds, ya see.  And I keep playing this game but I can’t get it myself.  I need a friend, ya see.  You get the picture.  I have friends that have the good stuff.  Yeaaaahhhh.

My addiction to this game is seriously that bad.  And I don’t have the game.  It’s a cell phone video game…that I can’t get on my phone.  I don’t have an iPhone or a Droid.  You can even play it on an iPad.  I’m seriously jonesin’ to play this game so bad that I’m considering going to the Apple store just so I can play it on the iPads.  Which I’m sure they won’t approve of.

I gotta get my story straight now.  I’ll tell them “Look, ya see, I’m considering asking for an iPad for Christmas so I want to test it out, ya see.  Now SCRAM!”

That way I can “test it out” for awhile undisturbed and without being hassled to buy anything.  I’m a genius, ya see!

Could I be working on something instead of going to the mall to play a video game?  Yes.  It’s that addicting, I tell ya’s!  I have a problem.

I wonder what the programmers of Angry Birds played when they were supposed to be working.  Do you think anyone said, “Hey, let’s get this game finished so we can have a game to waste time with!”

This is the sort of stuff I think about.  Ya see.

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I Think Cartoon Mr. T Said it Best

When I get particularly antsy for work I look at Craigslist.  It’s always a huge disappointment until I come across a post like this!

Hot Male/Female Entertainment

This guy needs pictures of you strangers.  Pictures of you in your underwear.  But please, no nudes, cause this is a classy organization.

And also, make sure the picture aren’t from a year ago…when you looked very different.  Cause we all looked very different a year ago.
Not because he’s judgmental, but because he doesn’t like surprises or “oqward” situations…or spell checking.

Actually, he probably does like spell checking.  He just just thought that’s how you spell the word “awkward” because he’s so stupid.