Can you imagine having a trillion dollars??
That’s a lot of money. That’s not screw around money. That’s not piss off money. That’s I-can-kill-everyone-and-start-over money.
I can’t even wrap my head around that amount. Think of all the things you could do if you had a trillion dollars.
>I’d have a party with Bill Gates and Oprah, show them my bank account, then point and laugh at them.
>I’d make an Iron Man suit.
>I’d remake the Star Wars prequels and insure they are as great as they should’ve been. I will definitely play a young Lando Calrissian in it, too. I think I just thought of my next Halloween costume. And I’ll drink Colt 45 the whole time. Not on Halloween, I mean in my Star Wars.
>I’d get Tyler Perry to produce my wedding. Can you imagine how huge of a weekend I’d have if it were a Tyler Perry wedding? He could play all the parts.
>I would pay Michael J Fox to show up at my birthday party in the DeLorean from Back to the Future. Then I’d leave with him in the DeLorean and make him say the “Flux Capacitor…fluxing” line.
>I’d buy love just to prove the Beatles wrong.
>I’d buy a shaved ice machine. I know, modest.