Creeps-R-Us
This incident is proof that background checks aren’t 100% effective.
Yeah, you can weed out the creeps if you’re looking to see if someone was arrested, but what if you’re interviewing a creep who hasn’t been arrested yet?
A background check also doesn’t tell you how stupid someone is.
Check this story out: http://www.wyff4.com/video/23702154/index.html
So this guy was creepy enough to blatantly solicit sex at a library using Craigslist and dumb enough to actually try to go through with it.
A background check isn’t going to tell you that. However, spending about 2 seconds with the guy should. Seriously, managers at Babies-R-Us, you couldn’t pick up on how stupid and creepy this guy was just when he walked in the store?
Shouldn’t people who work at child-oriented stores like Babies-R-Us have a radar for pedophiles, creepers and perverts? They should’ve just felt his presence as soon as he walked in the store, waaay before he asked for an application.
It really shouldn’t be that hard to peg a pedophile. You can spot them a mile away. And when you do, gather all the kids who are around and say, “Hey, kids, you see that guy over there with the mustache, Members Only jacket, and the 6-pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Stay away from him. He doesn’t have ice cream or candy in his van. How do I know he has a van? Look at him. He either has a van or a time machine and he’s from 1976. Either way, what’s he doing here??”
Just trying to keep kids safe, that’s all.
Ruining Girls’ Self Esteem Since 1983
An ex-Hooters waitress in the Detroit area is suing Hooters because she was told to lose weight or lose her job despite the fact that she weighed 13 pounds less than she did when they hired her two years ago.
How could they sully the good name of Hooters with such behavior? Hooters used to stand for something. It used to be a place jerks could go and eat over-priced food without having to worry about coming up with new ways to objectify their waitress to the point she’d run off to a bathroom stall to cry alone while trying to remind herself that the only reason she took this job in the first place was to pay for college…because her outfit was doing that for them.
There was no need for this girl’s manager to get in on the act. Don’t make the outfit obsolete.
The manager apparently told this girl, who was only 132 pounds, to lose weight because it would improve her looks. Why are they more concerned with her looks being improved than they are about the taste of the food being improved? The taste of the food is not related to the hotness of the waitress bringing the food anyway.
This is how I imagine the manager’s logic processed:
“We’ve really got to make sure that every costumer gets the Hooters experience. I’ll tell Cassandra she needs to lose weight. Because if there’s anything people come to Hooters for it’s hot girls. Not at all because they’re hungry and want to eat our food. Speaking of which, it’s about time I drag the meat on the ground in the parking lot with my car. Mmmm.”
Burn in hell, Hooters. I guess I don’t need to tell you to do that considering the only food in hell is a Hooters buffet.
All the same, burn in hell.
How My Heart is Breaking This Week
If you saw Colbert the other night you saw in his latest Threat Down segment that the number one threat facing us today is PRETTY GIRLS!
“According to scientists at the University of Valencia in Spain that spending ‘Just five minutes with an attractive female raise the level of cortisol,…’ which is a stress hormone that has been linked to heart disease.”
That explains why whenever I see some of my female friends it feels like I had a Chili Cheese a Plenty at The Beacon! If you know me personally you know that every female I know is quite attractive. I’m not bragging because I have nothing to brag about. It’s just how it worked out. I know gorgeous women.
And it is evidently taking it’s toll on my heart. Spending time with my wonderful and beautiful female friends would be like eating Double Downs for lunch everyday. So I have a decision to make…I can’t spend time with them anymore.
Sorry ladies, but I have to guard my heart.
I’ll miss you and your lovely perfume, but you’re killing me. I’ve seen so many of you this week…
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.
How My Heart is Breaking This Week
What you’re about to see is disturbing.
It is suitable for work, but the language you will use upon seeing this is not.
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html
Don’t you feel like the dogs know they’re being humiliated more than any other animal has ever been? Ever? This is worse than what you see in Food Inc. This is just so wrong.
If dogs had oppposable thumbs they’d just take a loaded pistol straight to the snout. End their misery. And who could blame them?
The only dogs you should do stuff like this to are Tiger Woods, Jon Gosselin and Jesse James. They deserve this, not the dogs on that site. Even if they are poodles, cause isn’t that embarrassing enough?
Geez. This site is more humiliating for poodles than “People of Walmart” is for Southerners.
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.