Chat Roulette

I’ve been trying Chat Roulette just to see what the fuss was about.  Today a guy in a Mexican wrestler mask said, “You’re Black,” then he nexted me.
Do you know what that means??
People do know that I’m Black within seconds of seeing me.  Eat it, haters!  I’m Black.  Not mixed.  Not Hispanic.  Black.  Now where is my White woman?!

Chat Roulette is really just another opportunity for me to make jokes.

I’ve gone on the site 3 or 4 times now.  I’ve told people I was Lenny Kravitz.  I’ve eaten Better Cheddars and offered them to people.  Just goofing around.

By the way, those Better Cheddars are good.  I still love Cheez-Its, but Better Cheddars!

Anyway, I like to screw with people on Chat Roulette.  Unfortunately, most guys like to screw themselves on Chat Roulette.
Hey, fellas, if there was a better way to instantly let anyone who is looking at you know that you’re a registered sex offender than having a mustache – it’s doing that on the internet!

You’re douche bags!

Sick, perverted douche bags.  I’m not going to call John Mayer a douche anymore.  Putting him in the same category as you is too much of an insult to him.  Putting Jesse James in the same category as you is too much of an insult to him.  You’re sick.  Get a life.

I’d tell you to go to Hell but I have a feeling that’s going to happen whether I tell you to or not.

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