Need a gig? I found this on Craigslist…
My favorite part of this is that they still want a photo of your face if you submit yourself. I think it’s a trap. This dude just has a fetish for girls who are willing to show their butt cleavage. Weirdo.
I say swarm this guy’s inbox with photos of butt cracks. If I were Stephen Colbert and you were the Colbert Nation you’d do it.
How about I give you a name? From now on, if you follow my blog then you are a member of the Awesome Nation! Hmm, I kinda like Nation of Awesome better. So come on nation! Let’s give this guy a crack at being repulsed.
If you’re still looking for work, maybe you would be interested in this gig:
Did you pick up on what I picked up on? “queer 24 year-old Italian American. Think Shia LaBeouf.” Who still says “queer” anyway? What a douche.
Shia, who is straight and Jewish, should apply. Does anyone have a way to contact him? Tell him to send a picture of his butt cleavage to this guy.
How does someone casting for a movie get so off base with what type the role is? Shia LaBeouf is like a queer Italian American? That’s like posting a casting break down for a tall, buff man who looks like he can throw a punch. Think Don Knotts.