The Douche is Loose

John Mayer, Douchey Fruit

You’ve more than likely heard about the misogynist and racist comments John Mayer made in a recent interview with Playboy.

But I suppose if you’re going to be a misogynist Playboy is the place to do it.  That crap wouldn’t have even come up in an O Magazine.

People have called Mayer a douche for a long time.  I often times made excuses for him.  This obviously removed all doubt.  Who knew douche bags could play guitar so well.

Since I probably won’t care about this one day soon and the internet might be around for a long time I will say we all are allowed to screw up, even royally.  I’ve screwed up…granted, not like THIS.  So I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and get over this.

For now though, it’s joke time!

• *Fathers be good to your daughters and keep them away from John Mayer.
• *She’s always buzzing just like neon, HE’S always buzzing just like Leon…the crackhead downtown who won’t shut up.
• *Say what you need to say?  John Mayer…THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU NEEDED TO SAY!
• *Your stupid mouth may get you in trouble but your dumb ass is gonna catch you a beat down.
• *There is such a thing as the real world, care to join us in it?
• *Gravity isn’t working against you.  Logic and reason, they’re working against you.

Admittedly, these are just becoming actual points and not jokes.