After 31 years, I’ve finally figured out what my type is. Which is odd because it was right under my nose my whole life.
People always ask me, “What’s your type?” I never knew so I just assumed I didn’t really have one. Except for that brief time in college when I said I just wanted a girl who’d be nice to me and play video games with me.
But in truth my type is based off of a particular template. The examples I have to perfectly illustrate my type are actually the very reason for this being my type.
Alyssa Milano, The Bangle’s Susannah Hoffs, Punky Brewster after coming back from the hiatus, the first Jennifer in “Back to the Future” and Sloane from “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.
Obviously, this is an 80’s thing. Now, I know I had a big crush on Lisa Bonet as a kid, but Terrence Trent D’arby messed all that up for me. Look at the video for “Wishing Well,” that’s a straight up Denise Huxtable outfit.