And, ok, I’ll admit it. I don’t watch Southpark. Do you write Conan a letter and tell him he made a joke about something Letterman made a joke about, too? Did you tweet Seth Meyers on Monday that I made the same joke he did about Tiger but only the day before he did it?

No.

So, go smurf yourself. (just kidding. this is for the people who will take this too seriously.)

1. You’re a little behind in comparing Avatar to the Smurfs. South Park did it a couple months ago.

2. Thor is going to be an awesome movie. Anthony Hopkins, Natalie Portman, Kenneth Branagh directing? Not to mention he’s a pretty badass character when they let him be. Surely a Thor movie should precede a live-action My Little Pony movie, too. And if you want further proof that some cartoon-to-live-action movies need not be made, I humbly submit the Garfield movies.

3. The G.I. Joe movie wasn’t that bad, actually, provided that you go in knowing it’s going to be kind of silly and check your brain at the door.

4. Voltron is not the “poor man’s Transformers,” Jason. GoBots are the poor man’s Transformers. Everyone knows that.

5. Papa Smurf is friendly and fatherly. Christopher Lee is scary. He’d be like the leader of the Frums, the race of evil Smurfs that I just made up. Don’t go stealing my idea.

And that’s how Jason Farr is breaking my heart this week.