Haven’t blue people been taken advantage of enough?
Gargamel and Azrael sabotaged and terrorized the Smurfs for years in the 1980’s and now in James Cameron’s new film “Avatar” we’re seeing blue freakshows taken advantage of for their land and their powers…or something like that. Does anyone know what that movie is about?
It’s a shame, really.
Not just the part about more blue people getting ravaged, but now I realize that there hasn’t been a big budget “Smurfs” film.
Come on, Hollywood. You greenlit a movie about “Thor” before making one about The Smurfs? You make “Thor” when there aren’t any superheroes or random 80’s cartoons left to make movies about. What’s next? A movie about MC Skat Kat?
I’m just saying, you gave us two “Transformer” movies and what had to be a horrible “GI Joe” movie. And then there was talk about a “Voltron” movie!
VOLTRON?! The poor man’s Transformers were thought of before the beloved Smurfs??
Get it together, Hollywood. We want a movie about the Smurfs!!
And so help me if you hire Tim Burton to direct it!
Though, Johnny Depp would make a good Brainy Smurf. (You thought I’d say Papa Smurf, didn’t you? Well, obviously Christopher Lee would be Papa Smurf and Nicolas Cage would be Gargamel.)
Good job, Hollywood. You dropped the ball on extending my childhood.
And that is how my heart is smurfing this week.