I’m going to make a drink called Douche Juice. It will be specifically tailored to douche bags.
This isn’t because I want to encourage their behavior, though I know it will, this is going to be done so people can know without any doubt that someone is a douche.
Seriously, ladies, if a guy at a bar buys you a drink and says, “It’s vodka and Douche Juice, I hate the name but it tastes sooo good,” then you’d know he was a douche. No question about it. No denying…DOUCHE. You can walk away confident that he wouldn’t have been good for you.
I’m just looking out for you ladies.
I’m almost certain Ed Hardy t-shirts are following the same logic.