– AC/DC – Terrorists were on the Highway to Hell
– Aerosmith – Terrorists were “Cryin’” after being waterboarded
– Barney theme song (By Bob Singleton) – Repetition of crap will make anyone want to carve out their own brains.
– The Bee Gees – Terrorists were barely “Stayin’ Alive” in Gitmo
– Britney Spears – Terrorists were being “hit one more time”
– David Gray – The terrorists wouldn’t give credible information, they would only “Babble On” (ok, bad Babylon pun)
– Drowning Pool – the result of waterboarding
– Eminem – He locked Kim in the basement, probably better than a being a torture victim
– Limp Bizkit – Terrorists tried to figure out what constitutes a bigger tool, the rusty pliers used in torture, or Fred Durst.
– Marilyn Manson – ’nuff said
– Matchbox Twenty – Terrorists tried to “Push” us around.
– Meatloaf – Terrorists would do anything for love, but they wouldn’t do “that”.
– Metallica – Ever see the video for “One”?
– Nine Inch Nails – 9″ nails were used in torture
– Rage against the Machine – torture victims were quite upset with the devices used against them
– Red Hot Chili Peppers – Terrorists had a lot of information, but would not “Give it Away”
– Tupac Shakur – the only man hidden better than bin Laden.