How My Heart is (un)Breaking This Week

Us Weekly reported that Jennifer Aniston is looking to date younger men.

And that’s how my heart is unbreaking this week.

Ok, so the report was in regards to a new romantic comedy.  I’m pretty sure John Mayer screwed the pooch on her ever dating a young guy.  He at least screwed the pooch in that he didn’t do everything in his power to continue dating her.

Who am I kidding, I love you, John Mayer.

The only thing I need to do is GET IN THAT MOVIE AS THE LOVE INTEREST.  Who are they gonna cast?  Seth Rogen?  Does he really need to give Entourage more of an opportunity to trash him for dating hotter women in his movies than he can conceivably get?

Go with some untapped talent, Aniston!  I won’t be expensive to hire either.  $500,000.  That’s barely what other actors make.  Let’s make this happen.  I’m your lobster.

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