Justin Timberlake is living my dream.
That’s right, JT. You’re doing all the things I want to do. You’re what some call a octuple threat. You know; singing, dancing, acting, initials for a nickname having, adorably curly hair having, dating most desired girl-ing, saving babies from wells, saving babies from whales.
Pretty much all of these characteristics are exhibited in this video:
And it doesn’t end there. You not only get to be on SNL, my lifelong dream, but the Emmy nominations were just announced and you got THREE. Two of which had to do with your SNL appearances. You even got to be on the premiere of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.
You’re doing everything I want to do! Even remaining unscathed after the Super Bowl controversy and The Love Guru. Those were on my bucket list!
I guess my dreams did come true, just not for me. Thanks, Justin Timberlake.
And that is how my heart is breaking this week.
Say, do you do the “Make a Wish Foundation?” Cause this broken heart you’ve caused is life-threatening. Can you grant me this wish…can I get a date with Jessica Biel?