The editor and chief of Us Weekly is leaving the magazine after 6 years. See, they are just like us. They’re out of work too.
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Former Apprentice winner, Randall Pinkett, had a press conference to say he had interest in being the New Jersey Lt. Governor, but added that he hadn’t been asked to run by the state’s Governor.
Is that the way you get jobs now? Just say you want it even if no one’s asked you to take it? Well then, if asked, I will be Anne Hathaway’s boyfriend. HINT-HINT.
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Police in NY arrested a teenager for setting his BMW on fire. The teen says he did it because “he hated it.” Oh, and because he’s effing crazy.
His parents say they had to keep replacing their TVs the season Taylor Hicks was on American Idol.
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A couple of guys in Miami decided to leave the body of a dead shark in the middle of the street after failing to sell the shark to a few vendors. Sarah Palin called it a job well done.
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It’s being reported that a woman in Florida was arrested for leaving her 2 grandkids in the car while she gambled on slot machines. President Obama was overheard saying, “That’s not a bad healthcare plan.”
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A Guinness World record was set after a company in Minnesota made a 151 pound cupcake. In a related story, a Guinness World record was set after Kirstie Alley made a 151 pound cupcake disappear.
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A nude man who was arrested in Nebraska says that he stripped naked in a city park because he was hot, but then couldn’t find his clothes. Also lost that day; his dignity.
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So they’re making a movie based on the online videogame World of Warcraft. I hear it’s gonna be 16 hours long and you’ll lose all your friends while watching it.