A man in Oklahoma City, America’s second fattest city, said he was attacked while sitting at a bus station for his bologna and cheese sandwich.
Man, Rosie O’Donnell is just getting mean.
In other food attacking news, Kirstie Alley is being charged with assault for what she did to an all-you-can-eat buffet in El Paso.
A man damaged a toilet at an Arby’s in Deleware after setting off fireworks in it. Employees at the Arby’s say it’s not the first time someone damaged a toilet there but it is the first time someone did it without eating there first.